- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

oops

shut up

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

WNBA

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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