- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Why Because

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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