This is not Will Smith.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

did you ever see a butter fly?

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

I came.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Women's Rights

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

American Idol

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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