Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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knock knock Come in.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Justin Bieber

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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