Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

penisface

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

A horse walks into a bar...n

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

i wish i was a tree !

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

your face.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A van drives into a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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