WNBA

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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World peace

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

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