- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

i hate you.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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