Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Your doorbell is broken.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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