Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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I can't think of a joke!

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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