Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Avery has crabs.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Womens Rights.

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Herman Cain

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Justin Bieber

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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