Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Chocolate tastes good.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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haha.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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