What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Golf.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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