- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

What is 69? A two digit number.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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