- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

ollie is a fag so are you

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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