yo mama so fat she's fat

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Don't rape me!

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Time flies like a banana.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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