What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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:-)book

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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