- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

You know George Washington? He died.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Come in

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

My butt!!!!

What color is my lamp? Brown

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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