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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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