Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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penis that is all

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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I can't think of a joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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