A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Anti Joke

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