The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Tacos

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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penis that is all

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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