What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

dead babies

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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