- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Hi colton

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Write your own

Gadaffi

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

I love you.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Punchline.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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