What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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My mom's dead

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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