This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Herman Cain

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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9:11 make a wish

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Oliver's friends

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Justin Bieber

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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