What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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whats better than shoes feet

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Tacos

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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