Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Avery has crabs.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Herman Cain

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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