- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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