- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Women Drivers.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

How Long is a Chinese man.

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