What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Women Drivers.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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