- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Josh kissing a girl

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

sweaty black guy

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Nickelback.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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