The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Josh kissing a girl

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

sweaty black guy

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Nickelback.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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