- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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