- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

You're so straight!

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

The WNBA

the chicken whent boomand then died

Two women were sitting in silence.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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