What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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