why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

nice shorts.

a little girl gets raped

look left now look right. washing machine

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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