Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Jewish People

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

yo mama so fat she's fat

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

shut up

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the mole say? Nothing

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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