A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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