Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Baseball

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Pianca going ham

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KEVIN HART

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Anti Joke

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