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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Du bist mein Kampf

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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