- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

women's rights

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

a little girl gets raped

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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