What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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My sister has to take a dump

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Golf.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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barack osama

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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