Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

. Deez nuts Ok

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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