knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

a black guy leaves prison

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Avery has crabs.

Jewish People

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Josh kissing a girl

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Don't rape me!

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Nickelback.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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