Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Pianca going ham

WNBA

Knock knock It's open, come in.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Fuck her

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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