- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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