- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Don't rape me!

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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