What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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69

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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haha.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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