What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Tacos

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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penis that is all

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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This is not Will Smith.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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I came.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Anti Joke

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