- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A baby seal walks into a club.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Women

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Tacos

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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