- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Whats long and hard? a pole

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Golf.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

women's rights

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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