What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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