So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Men's rights.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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