Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

guess what? chicken butt.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What is 69? A two digit number.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

shut up

Time flies like a banana.

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Exactly what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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