- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

I'm gay. Great me too.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

what is white and sticky? glue.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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