Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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women's rights

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