- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Lets make like trees and stand still

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

hi my name is? joe

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

A seal walks into a club.

your momma's an antijoke

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Hi colton

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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