Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

What's your name? You tell me.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Adam Sandler.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Jacob Edwards has friends.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

9/11

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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