Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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drugs.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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