KEVIN HART

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Herman Cain

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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