- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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