- Anti Joke

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care