What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A seal walks into a club.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

A man walks into a bar.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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