- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Herman Cain

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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