- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

I'm gay. Great me too.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Noah is Smart.

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