your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Where else? The junk yard

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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ur mother

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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