How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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want to go home? yea

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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