What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Dozer has a soul

Anti jokes.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Women's Rights

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Gadaffi

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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