What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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