There is a car full of black people.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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drugs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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come along children

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Adam Sandler.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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go go gadget

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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