Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What is 69? A two digit number.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

shut up

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Knock Knock. Go away!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Exactly what?

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Time flies like a banana.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Knock knock Come in!

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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