- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

womens rights!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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