a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Rob Bell

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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