Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

who farted? umm........that guy.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Womens rights.

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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