- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

This is not Will Smith.

Women

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Please don't rape me.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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