Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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this website...

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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