This is not Will Smith.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Women

Hey Caleb.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Please don't rape me.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Come in

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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