Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Women

Tacos

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why did the bunny eat his food

Punchline.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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