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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

whats red white and blue? i dont know

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

what did the man say to the other man? hi

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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