- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Avery has crabs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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