- Anti Joke

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

(insert Anti-Joke here)

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

hi my name is? joe

A seal walks into a club.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

your momma's an antijoke

Hi colton

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

(insert Anti-Joke here)

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

hi my name is? joe

A seal walks into a club.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

your momma's an antijoke

Hi colton

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.