What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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So dont touch it

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knock knock come in

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nicholas Cage

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A van drives into a car.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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knock knock Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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