Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Mmmm, donuts

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

womens rights!

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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