What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Dear John,

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Religion

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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knock knock Come in.

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Justin Bieber

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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but there is a road to the super market

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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