Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

guess what? chicken butt.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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