- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

WNBA

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Women's Rights

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Hey

The glass is half an hour.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

I love you.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

A horse walks into a bar...n

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