If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Women's Rights

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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pubic lice.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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I love you.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Men's rights

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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