want to go home? yea

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

a black father

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

No

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

milly, milly, milly, cat

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

who farted? umm........that guy.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

lol

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

69

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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