Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Amputations.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Womens rights

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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