Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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