- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Lets make like trees and stand still

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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