- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

a little girl gets raped

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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