What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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