Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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