Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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i have 2 penises

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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W.N.B.A.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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