- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

i have 2 penises

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

W.N.B.A.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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