what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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sweaty black guy

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Hey Caleb.

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Anti Joke

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