If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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pubic lice.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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penisface

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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