yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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arse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Obama.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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